Randy: the 48 year old X-smoker who is having "Pooch" Problems; Sir Issac Newton called it gavity, I call it Bitch-et-ee Non-sensical carp! Use the grey matter for Thinking... Pah-Leeeze? 
My advice: Get a real pooch(Dog) feed it 2/3rds of the healthy food you eat, join a gym and walk your dead ass off twice a day! With your new dog that is... and quit wasting time asking green-card Medical pot Hippies about the munchies.
signed sincerly, QuinnTheEskimo at z1raven@yahoo.com