Blowing up a rocket on the moon is ever so much better that blowing one up on Pyongyang. Or Tehran. Or the Colombian drug cartoons. I meant cartels.
Before its relocation to Washington, the prior location of the Sarcasm Sea is shown below.

Missiles Aweigh my boys
Missiles Aweigh
Farewell to terror boys
We nuke at break of day day day day
It's their last night on earth
Think of the bomb
Until they glow once more
Here's wishing them a mushroom voyage home!*
Jay
*All right preserved.