How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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Great answer, URI93.
And of course, the standard response is: He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
(But then again, "How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog was round ground?")
Great answer JK & funny!!!!
the sage reply of URI provided exactly the metrical proof of chucking capability I needed for my thesis, and I hope i pass so I can publish it and pass back authority to URI
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