Per Chaysun:
"I need a sentence using these words:
Masochistic, pulverizing, precipice, surreptitiously, incoherent ...
Diabolical fiend that I am, I may send this one to the literary miscreants at the dreaded Bulwer-Lytton contest:
"We all knew that Oliver Winstead, CIA was masochistic, but as Ahmed the Torturer sat there pulverizing his hands, dangled him over a precipice (at the bottom lay a substance potentially as disgusting as newlyweds' cooking) Winstead surreptitiously slipped himself yet another dose of Lovabuse (the chemical that made pain seem like pleasure) then rambled on incoherently that the mere destruction of life and limb was not enough: now he wanted to hear a bagpipe recital of "ninety-nine bottles of beer onthe wall," until Ahmed pitched the lunatic out of the dungeon, thinking that he was as deranged as any other chronic TV watcher."
Well, I warned you that I was going to send it to a rotten writing competition, did I not?
