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Funny best man wedding toast?

Looking for some examples of funny best man wedding toasts . I don't have much time and a very hectic schedule (I left my best man wedding speech for the last week before the wedding).


Funny, wacky, freaky best man speeches - let me hear it.


Or perhaps you have some info on a great wedding speeches website with some top secret funny best man wedding toasts ... please feel free to share.


In anticipation, Thanks.


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(Hi Grant, remember, you must confirm your Yedda subscription in the mail Yedda sends you or they cancel your account, nasty - I know, they don't make it very clear either.... )

 

I have a "top secret" link for some funny best man wedding toasts , so guard it with your life. I'll put it  in later - have to find the wedding speeches website first....


 
I think many know the feeling of leaving the best man wedding speech for the last minute! Yes, we laugh (or cringe) in hindsight but in that moment it was dire straits.


 
My own situation was pretty desperate, but luckily I had a brain surge...I turned to the internet - googled funny best man wedding toasts , or maybe funny best man speeches , anyway, the point is I found  Dan Steven's best man wedding speeches . A small fee of only 19/20 dollars (check - it could be more now) that was the beginning of a cunning plan... selected my best man wedding toast that suited my character, the circumstances and the stiffness ratio of the audience (didn't want to offend too much...).


 
I'm man enough to say I copied (and pasted) most of my chosen best man wedding toast, added a few of their jokes included some personal (but not too embarrassing) stories about the bride and groom, and other victims. And was staring at the completed toast on my monitor in about 40 minutes!  I would love to say it was my own genious and hard work that deserved the credit, but I think it was really their easy structure to work from (and of course my genious!)

 

It was so great having the pressure off like that!  I could immediately relax and concentrate on other much more important things - like organizing the liquor, and other less important things like wedding licenses etc.

The speech went down a storm (even with the high guest stiffness ratio) I was told it sounded very professional - that's a first. People laughed a lot, with me and not at me - that's also a first. And considering the ease, speed and peace of mind, I would go that route again, no problems.

 


Some good tips for your best man wedding toast:

  • Personalize your best man wedding toast as much as possible - definitely connects better with the audience, that way.
  • Try not to put anyone in a negative light (not too much anyway).
  • If you can be sentimental , great, if you can fake being sentimental, even better (just kidding), if you can be both sentimental and funny, then you have a winner.

 


Hope I helped with your funny best man wedding toast - and good luck, and enjoy, it's a fantastic opportunity and a privilege.

 

Posted 2009-07-30T09:46:21Z
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Yeah, I tried to "wing" my best man wedding toast - it was funny alright, they were laughing at me rather than with me.

Actually, looking back, I think that I put so much effort in the other best man duties, and the culmination of all that was the best man toast - wish I could have dome that better, as I feel that all my other efforts were forgotten and the "monster speech" remembered.

Anyway, good advice by d2earth.

Posted 2009-07-30T10:18:50Z
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I'm glad I logged in and found this - my husband will be requiring a best man wedding toast soon,  so I pass along this "top secret" link Dan Steven's best man wedding speeches if that's ok? Sealed I won't tell another sole about it.

 

Cheers, and good post dtoearth!

Posted 2009-07-30T10:26:30Z
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Wow, great answer dtoearth and thanks so much with the advice for my funny best man wedding toast.

I'm closing the Q now - I have all the info I need - great website that dtoearth shared.

Thanks everyone for contributing to my funny best man wedding toast Q.

Ta.

Posted 2009-07-30T10:32:09Z
 

Have her put her hand out, have him put his hand on top of hers, tell them this is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand in this relationship.

Posted 2009-09-29T13:55:36Z
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